Preggo?

Hey all,
Sorry it has been so long since I have posted on here, I have just been so busy and happy. JUDY and I have been doing so much stuff! We have been working hard at our happy life. We are poor, but happy. Anyways, so what’s new with the family? Well let’s see what has been going on lately. JUDY officially is not pregnant, we found that out recently. She bled, that’s how we found out, and It got on me in the nighttime……ew, ew, ew….i had to wipe it off me with some toilet paper. I have been sick or something lately, lots of vomiting, headaches, super hot fevers, etc. etc. I hope it’s not the swine flu, I mean people say that I do kinda resemble a HOG, but naw, I think it’s just from overwork is all. JUDY and I have been working a lot together lately, and I really like it, unfortunately JUDY sometimes doesn’t like working or playing with me as much, she for some reason says I make her uptight and not feel good…..maybe she is allergic to HOGS…..ha ha ha, I know I make corny jokes. Anyways, I have a great story again, I’m sure you all have been waiting for another story from the BFC and JUDY archives….so here goes. Well the other day, JUDY and I were flopped down on the bed, just kinda relaxing, and hanging around on the bed. Things were going good, until JUDY decided that it was time for a change, so she made me put on this silly jersey that had one strap coming up the front and back, with two long armholes that were like straps, it wasn’t any ordinary jersey, I say it was some kind of jersey because right on the back, where if it were I jersey, a player’s name would go, it had a weird name, not BFC, not even HOG, she had purchased this odd jersey from who knows where, and made me wear it, to make things silly. The name it had on it was some other dudes name, I forget, it was like HARRY, or HORTON, or DANNY, oh wait, I think it was HORNER….yeah that must have been it. Anyways, she made we parade around the house in that silly jersey for a while, I got sick of It after a while, and actually threw up on JUDY, so I took the jersey off and went to bed. Weird story huh? Well, keep it real!

JUDYandtheBEAST

I've been strangled

Well I’m back after a wild and amazing day yesterday. Yesterday was the day of the strangling…..yes that’s right I said strangling. So JUDY and I were just leisurely kickin’ it at our apartment, and JUDY was playing with some kind of weird cowboy type lasso thing. I don’t know why, or where she got it from, but it just felt like bad news from the beginning. Well I was kinda dozing off, slumping down in my recliner, when BAM!!! JUDY slaps the lasso over my head, but now it had some type of garbage bag tied to it, so I was lassoed around my lower body, and garbage bagged around my head…..I thought for sure that I was going to die, I was suffocating, and feeling very strangled. JUDY had a lasso that was like a children’s play toy or something, because it was so small and tight on my body, it was very painful. Well after JUDY had had her fun, we finally got the lasso and garbage bag off of me, and I was exhausted!!! I slumped back down into my recliner and dozed a little, wondering and glaring at JUDY. I still don’t know what her reasoning was there, but I decided that it wasn’t very out of the norm considering my life, and my adventures, so I figured I wouldn’t bother JUDY about it too much, I mean after the pain subsided, and I calmed down, I realized, it was kinda fun anyways. Well, I hope you all can relate, and if not, I hope you all can enjoy.JUDYandtheBeast

JUDY & BFC welcomes you

Hi everyone, I am BFC, due to identity theft reasons I only give out my initials online, but I decided to create a family blog, since everyone is doing it these days. My wife JUDY and I just got together about a month ago. Life has been good, real good, if you know what I mean. We are busy, but happy. For some reason I have been given an abnormal life, and so I think this blog will be dedicated to our wild adventures and what goes on in our lives. Anyways, so life is good, we are currently searching for a place to reside, things have been pretty crazy lately, we have been seeing and experiencing a lot of new things lately, pretty sweetness. So, this isnt a very exciting blog yet, but I promise you, so many amazing and crazy adventures happen to JUDY and I, that you will be interested and amazed after a few posts. Well, i have this scab on my neck from too much hard work. Over and out. JUDYandtheBeast