I've been strangled

Well I’m back after a wild and amazing day yesterday. Yesterday was the day of the strangling…..yes that’s right I said strangling. So JUDY and I were just leisurely kickin’ it at our apartment, and JUDY was playing with some kind of weird cowboy type lasso thing. I don’t know why, or where she got it from, but it just felt like bad news from the beginning. Well I was kinda dozing off, slumping down in my recliner, when BAM!!! JUDY slaps the lasso over my head, but now it had some type of garbage bag tied to it, so I was lassoed around my lower body, and garbage bagged around my head…..I thought for sure that I was going to die, I was suffocating, and feeling very strangled. JUDY had a lasso that was like a children’s play toy or something, because it was so small and tight on my body, it was very painful. Well after JUDY had had her fun, we finally got the lasso and garbage bag off of me, and I was exhausted!!! I slumped back down into my recliner and dozed a little, wondering and glaring at JUDY. I still don’t know what her reasoning was there, but I decided that it wasn’t very out of the norm considering my life, and my adventures, so I figured I wouldn’t bother JUDY about it too much, I mean after the pain subsided, and I calmed down, I realized, it was kinda fun anyways. Well, I hope you all can relate, and if not, I hope you all can enjoy.JUDYandtheBeast